Sure, we’re probably cheating here because this is technically Young Thug, not Gucci. “Free the Wop nigga, National Siblings Day, call the dentist day / Pull up to the public, come and see the bae / Run it up to the top, get out and ran it back to the top / Flood your ear, your neck, your wrist, your fingers, and put it all on rocks / Say Guwop home and yeah it’s official, grab some tissues / What’s wrong with you?”
HONORABLE MENTION: The Confusing Young Thug Verse from “Guwop Home” Live at Costco, passive aggressively call the HOA on each other for their “inadequate lawn upkeep,” tuck t-shirts into their jeans, named “Ron” and “Leonard” and “Peter, please…NOT Pete.” We like to imagine those friends as suburban white caricatures you know the type.
He almost sounds like he’s laughing when he says he has “a couple” white friends. “Big titty Amazon in my black Benz / I’m a rich black man got a couple white friends” “Don’t think that I don’t know they wish I was on death row / But imagine how these crackers feel that I moved next door.” “I wonder who the elepha…oh yes, of course. No matter how many times we listen to this song we get tricked into answering the rhetorical question posed in the last stanza. “My bitch walk ‘round in lingerie all day, she think she elegant / It’s an elephant in the room, guess who’s the mothafuckin’ elephant? (IT’S GUCCI)” “Keep a rocket in my pocket like my name was Hakeem / Somebody had the picture, she thought it was a dream”Ībsolutely the best “not-a-boner-reference-but-totally-a-boner-reference” you’ll hear this year. 2) Little boys definitely cannot spontaneously grow vaginas. Two things: 1) Popeye most definitely is not a sissy. “If I ain’t a millionaire then my lil’ boy can grow a pussy / If Guwop ain’t bout his business then Popeye must be a sissy” We at Strictly Hands have listened to the album nonstop from the second it dropped last week, and while the following list is by no means comprehensive, these are the lines that have stuck with us and will likely stand the test of time. You should be absolutely ashamed of yourself and should look to remedy that immediately, but while you get your goddamn life together we’ve compiled this short list of highlights. This past Friday brought the release of Everybody Looking, which you have almost certainly heard blaring from cars at red lights over the last few days.īut because there is a ton of music released all the time you probably haven’t gotten around to listening to it yet. If you’ve been living under a rock, you haven’t heard that Gucci Mane was released from prison on May 26, paving the way for his hotly anticipated ninth studio album. Gucci Mane has been called many things in his storied career, but here at Strictly Hands we just call him what he is.
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